John Kerry Upgrade
Not content with losing 2004 for the Democrats, John Kerry told Pasadena college students that members of the armed forces wound up in Iraq because they were either lazy or dumb.
White House spokesman Tony Snow quickly jumped on Kerry’s comments, but the Massachusetts senator refused to apologize, calling Snow a “stuffed suit White House mouthpiece” and implying that Republicans who didn’t serve in the military were cowards.
Kerry finally apologized a day later for his “botched joke.”
I gave this guy his “Official Tool” badge in 2004, when he was campaigning and got caught by a cameraman in the crowd whispering stuff like, “I hate these people, they’re damn scumbags.”
Please do come back to lead are nation! You can talk trash about foreign leaders and other dignitaries when they’re not around! Plus free blowjobs in your office! It’ll be great!
Kerry has now been upgraded with the elusive “Golden Douche Star”. Joining the ranks of such other illustrious members like Geraldo Riviera and Jerry Springer.
