Archive for the 'Weekend' Category

The Greatest Blonde Joke on The Internet!

Thursday, January 26th, 2006

Today I must have stumbled on the Greatest Blonde Joke Ever! And, I’ve heard my fari share. Guess there’s still a little blonde left in me.

You’ve gotta check it out!

Letter from the Bank

Friday, October 14th, 2005

“Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research and trial runs with actual people, both MALE & FEMALE procedures […]

No more Medical Marijuana, says Supreme Court

Tuesday, June 7th, 2005

“People who smoke marijuana because their doctors recommend it to ease pain can be prosecuted for violating federal drug laws, the Supreme Court ruled Monday, overriding medical marijuana statutes in 10 states.”

Well the Herb Man better keep hustling then. (great song btw, go get it on iTunes)

The pictures in this article alone are worth taking […]

STORE WARS

Tuesday, May 17th, 2005

Celebrate Friday early this week with: STORE WARS

May the Farm be with you!

Makes Gas Prices almost reasonable

Wednesday, April 6th, 2005

The next time that your pulling up to the pump just remember that compared to Gasoline:

$10.32 per gallon - Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29
$9.52 per gallon - Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19
$10.17 per gallon -Gatorade 20 oz $1.59
$10.00 per gallon - Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25
$33.60 per gallon - Brake Fluid 12 oz […]